Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
