I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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