As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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