Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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