O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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