I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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