I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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