So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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