If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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