chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
