Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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