I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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