I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
