she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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