Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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