This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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