I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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