she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
