Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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