Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
be right there i have to get my cape
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
