no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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