rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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