Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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