her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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