erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Blood and glitter go together right?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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