Kiss
Puke
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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