i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
As shirtless as possible
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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