Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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