They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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