And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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