Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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