he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
