girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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