Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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