i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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