Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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