I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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