I need help removing her.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
pop tarts are not kleenex
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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