i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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