Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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