So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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