Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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