Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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