My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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