Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
