Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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