don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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