SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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