Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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