That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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