I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just google imaged poop.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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