I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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