Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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