Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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