Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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