is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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