This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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